Xi Jinping’s New Secret Title

“His Excellency, Emperor and President for life, Xi Jinping Dada, Honorary Doctor, Field Marshall, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all Life and Beasts of the Planet and The Fishes Too, Supreme Communist Leader, Conqueror of The Western World and China in Particular”. (Possibly his secret title).

Not to be outdone by dictator Idi Amin, the laughable Chinese constitution is being rewritten to include Xi as “President for Life”, free from any pesky term limits, and without any opposition which has been outlawed.

So the dis-armed population will just have to grin and bear it.

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